Tuesday, November 18, 2008

Miss Universe

Miss America, Miss Australia, and Miss Singapore are the finalists of a beauty contest. The judges are asking 4 questions to the finalistsThe 1st question was:"Name me an electrical appliance starting with the letter L."
Miss America is as confident as ever, and replies straight away:"lamp"
Miss Australia replies: "light bulb".
Miss Singapore is not too sure, she finally says:"...ladio..."
Then the judges say: "Sorry, radio doesn't start with letter L!"

The 2nd question was: "Name me an animal starting with the letter L."
Miss America says confidently:"lion"and Miss Australia says: "leopard".
Miss Singapore isn't too sure again....she says:"...labbit..."
The judges say: "Sorry, rabbit doesn't start with the letter L."

Now, for the 3rd question:"Name me a fruit starting with the letter L"
Miss America says: "lime"
Miss Australia says: "lemon"
Now Miss Singapore knows the answer for once.....
she is very confident about it and says: "Liew lian!!!" (she meant to say Durian)
The judges shook their heads, but nevertheless proceeded to the final question:"Name me a part of the human body that begins with the letter L"
Miss America says: "Lung"
Miss Australia says: "ermm...liver."
Miss Singapore grins and says.... "LAN CIAU?"

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